In a cinema during a performance one of the audience goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row: "Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?" "Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all." "Oh no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row."

在一家電影院里，一名觀眾在演出期間走到休息室去了。幾分鐘后，他回到那排位子，并問坐在首位的那位男士："對不起，請問我剛才出去的時候是踩著你的腳嗎？""是的，不過沒什么關系，一點也不疼。""噢，不，我不是這個意思。我只是想確認一下這是不是我的那排位子。"

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