A kid was stopped for speeding. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

一少年超速駕駛被警察截住。"我等你一天了，"警察說。"所以我就以最快速度開車來了啊，"少年回答說。

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