He should see the back of mine
[ 2006-07-28 08:00 ]
A plane was taking off from
Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain
made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is
your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to
Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth
and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH, MY GOD!"
Silence
followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and
said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier; but,
while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled
the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A
passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"
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