男人陪女人逛街有多慘 看了這組圖就知道了

“Just one more shop!” — the dreaded words every man fears, and no man believes.
“最后再看看這家！”——男士們最怕聽(tīng)到這句話，他們也知道這絕對(duì)不會(huì)是最后一家。

A hilarious Instagram account has surfaced called “Miserable Men”, which features a series of photos of downtrodden men who have involuntarily been taken out shopping.
Instagram上有一個(gè)搞笑主頁(yè)，名字直截了當(dāng)就叫“悲慘男人”，里面是各種慘被拉去陪逛街的男性的照片。

The feed perfectly captures the response that women all around the world expect to receive when they try to make a shopping partner out of their significant other — anguish, despair and sheer misery.
世界各地的女性在讓另一半陪自己逛街時(shí)，一定也都會(huì)預(yù)料到他們最終的這個(gè)樣子：郁悶、絕望、痛苦至極。而這個(gè)Instagram主頁(yè)完美捕捉到了男人們的這些痛苦瞬間。

The feed features miserable men of all shapes and sizes — despondent dads, bummed-out boyfriends and even a couple of gloomy granddads — painstakingly waiting to escape from the insufferable purgatory that is the mall.
這些“痛苦男性們”有高有矮，有胖有瘦，有的是陪女兒來(lái)，有的是陪女友來(lái)，甚至還有幾位是陪孫女來(lái)的……總之都是一副失魂落魄、垂頭喪氣的樣子，隨時(shí)準(zhǔn)備逃離這煉獄般的商場(chǎng)。

Other than documenting the plight of miserable men worldwide, the account acts as a sort of support group, too.
除了真實(shí)記錄下男人們的悲慘處境，主頁(yè)君還熱心地為這些男同胞支招兒。

Captions offer helpful nuggets of advice such as, “Don't forget to charge your phones so you have something to do for the next 4 hours,” and, “Remember #miserablemen, when she asks if it looks good, tell her it looks great.”
這些啟發(fā)性的建議包括：“別忘了提前給手機(jī)充電，這樣你在接下來(lái)4小時(shí)的等待中才不至于完全沒(méi)事兒做。”“記住‘悲慘君’的這句話——當(dāng)她問(wèn)自己穿那件衣服好不好看時(shí)，一定要說(shuō)‘棒極了’。”

Vocabulary
downtrodden：被踐踏的，被蹂躪的；受壓迫的
nugget：有趣的信息，有啟發(fā)的消息

英文來(lái)源：紐約每日新聞
編譯：杜娟