那些信誓旦旦的明星們如今臉要被打腫了

Ricky Gervais - Golden Globes
瑞奇?熱維斯——金球獎

When Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globe awards in 2010, offending half of Hollywood in the process, he told the relieved A-list audience: "It's OK folks, I won't be doing this again."
瑞奇?熱維斯主持2010年金球獎頒獎禮時，得罪了半個好萊塢。他對臺下終于松了一口氣的大牌明星們說：“放心吧，我不會再主持了。”

But he returned the following year, and again in 2012, before announcing very publicly he would not be back.
但是，第二年他又來了，2012年他再次出現。之后他公開宣布不會再擔任金球獎主持人。

On his blog after the 2012 ceremony, the acerbic comic wrote: "I've told my agent to never let me be persuaded to do it again though. It's like a parachute jump. You can only really enjoy it in retrospect when you realise you didn't die and it was quite an amazing thing to do."
2012年金球獎頒獎禮結束后，毒舌的熱維斯在博客中寫道：“盡管我已經和經紀人說過，不要再讓人說服我去做主持。但是這就好像是跳傘。你真正享受的是回味發現自己還沒有掛掉時的感覺。這種感覺真的很爽。”

Four years later, he headed back. Employing a good old British turn of phrase, Gervais tweeted: "It's a good job I'm drunk. Otherwise the thought of hosting The Golden Globes again would seem like a real pain in the arse."
四年后，熱維斯又重操舊業。他在推特上發了一個精彩的老式英式段子：“我醉醺醺的主持很精彩，然而再次主持金球獎的想法似乎真的很讓人討厭。”