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We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我們男人總是聽到自己女人制訂的規則，以下是我們的規則。注意！所有的規則都被列為“第一”，這是有意的。

#1 Don't cut your hair. Ever! Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair and by then you're stuck with her.
第一條：不要剪頭發，決不要！長頭發總是比短頭發更有吸引力。男人害怕結婚的一個主要原因是：結了婚的女人總要把頭發剪短， 而此時你已經被她粘住了。

#1 Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
第一條：有時我們并沒有想你們。將就著過吧。

#1Crying is blackmail.
第一條：哭泣是敲詐。

（源自《看幽默故事學英語》 通訊員廈門大學魏紅心供稿 英語點津陳蓓編輯）