 Halloween jokes III
[ 2009-10-28 15:39 ]
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball.
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves.
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends.
（英語點(diǎn)津編輯）
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