Late-night antics in the fight of the fittest

Self-confidence

But all this pushing, pulling and being shoved around by others seems to be working, because after a month I am more confident about my body. Every day in the subway people push me and stand on my feet without so much as a word of apology, and one day I am going to be strong and confident enough to give as good as I get.

The lady in first spot has now become a first-class navel gazer, taking pictures of her gorgeous belly and posting them on WeChat. The man I deposed to take second spot is now taking pictures of his belly, sending them to me and demanding that I show him mine.

He knows full well who would come out on top in that particular game, so of course I am going to keep my pictures of my flab to myself.

Once I do send out those pictures, he says, he knows who will be pilloried at the stock.

That's OK, because I won't be there to help him have fun; I will be too busy exercising.