Mr. Watsuhita: I don't know about you Americans but to me there is no doubt Ichiro is the greatest of all time.
Japanese: Yeah, he's incredible.
Michael: You gotta admit, you can always count on Matsui.
Japanese: Oh, Matsui.
Ammer: Well, if you guys love Ichiro and Matsui so much, let's order them both. I'll eat anything.
Mr. Watsuhita: Excuse us for a moment.
Ammer: Absolutely, Mr. Watsuhita.
Michael: See you guys in a bit. Ichiro and Matsui are baseball players. You just insulted their national heroes.
Ammer: I'm going to the bathroom to slit my wrists.
Michael: I'll be here.
Japanese 1: These morons are so boring. They make me wanna take a sword and chop my own dick off.
Japanese 2: That hotel design? I'd like to rip it up. Egghead watched a bad documentary on Asian architecture.
Japanese 3: Who needs a stupid river in the lobby? Let's build more rooms and maximize profits.
Mr. Watsuhita: Eat as fast as you can. Then we can get out of here and do Jell-O shots at America's greatest cultural achievement: T.G.I. Friday's.
Japanese: T.G.I. Friday's!
Ammer: All right, Michael, save us.
Michael: I'm all over it, baby. Before we order, I was looking at our proposal. You know what? After getting to know you a little bit, I realize this is not what you're all about. In fact, let's just throw it out, all right? Start from scratch. The river in the lobby idea, what an egghead move. Let's just keep all the plans simple, forget all the niceties, maximize our revenue. That's what it's all about anyways, the profits. But do me a favor. Just give us your account and your trust. That way we can get the hell out of this dump, go to T.G.I. Friday's, do some Jell-O shots till this guy pukes up a lung.
Japanese: Fuck, yeah.
Mr. Watsuhita: That's what I'm talking about.
Michael: Yes, yes! The king is home! Hello, hello! How can you goons sleep when you know I got you presents?
Ben: You did?
Samantha: What is it?
Michael: What is it? Well, if you bring your tushies downstairs, we'll find out.
Ben: I'm coming.
Samantha: I'm coming.
Michael: Honey, get your sweet little buns downstairs too. Come on, come on! Come and get them.
Ben&Samantha: Awesome! No way!
Michael: Yeah, yeah.
Ben: It must have cost a million dollars!
Michael: That's chump change now. You guys deserve the best and that's what you're gonna get from now on, okay?
Donna: What's all this?
Michael: Well, look who's here. You guys wanna ride these bikes?
Ben&Samantha: Yeah!
Michael: Let's take them outside! Wake the O'Doyles, let them see what you got.
妙語(yǔ)佳句，活學(xué)活用
1. A bit
A bit 可以用來(lái)表示“A small amount of anything”，比如，a short period of time。例如：It'll be ready in a bit.
2. Jell-O
JELL-O is a brand name belonging to USA-based Kraft Foods for a number of gelatin desserts, including fruit gels, puddings and no-bake cream pies. The brand's popularity has led to its becoming a generic term for gelatin dessert across the US and Canada.
3. T.G.I. Friday's (often referred to as just "Fridays") is an American restaurant chain focusing on casual dining, with over 500 restaurants across the United States, Canada, Mexico, Australia and the UK, as well as many other countries around the world. The company is a unit of the Carlson Companies. The name is taken from the expression "TGIF", or "Thank God It's Friday." The restaurant chain is known for its appearance, with red-striped canopies, brass railings, Tiffany lamps, and frequent use of antiques as decor.
