17種惡心到吐的社交網絡更新（雙語）

15. Quoted song lyrics from really bad songwriters written as though it's philosophy: “I set fire to the rain, and I threw us into the flames, where I heard something’ die” –Adele

引用狗屁詞作者寫的破歌詞，奉做哲理：“我將大雨點燃，將我倆投進火焰，我聽見火焰里傳來了死亡的聲音。——阿黛爾”

Analysis: “Adele is amazing! She is NOT a preconceived commercial scheme of the music industry. She’s not!”

分析：“阿黛爾真棒！她才不是音樂產業商業計劃鏈中的一環。她不是！”

16. Political rants about random things: “Why should churches have to pay for abortions? Obama is a terrible president and a terrorist.”

不管什么都扯上政治：“為什么教會要為流產買單？奧巴馬作為總統爛透了，簡直是恐怖分子。”

Analysis: I don’t know. I hate politics.

分析：其實我什么都不懂，我只是討厭政治。

17. Unusual excitement about seeing someone: “OMG I can’t wait to see Lesley and Jaime and Kelly!!”

見到人特別興奮：“OMG，我迫不及待要見到Lesley、還有Jaime還有Kelly！！”

Analysis: Superficiality is the drug of the overabundance.

分析：膚淺是治療精力過剩的良藥。

（來源：網絡 編輯：丹妮）