In class,the teacher, with his back leaning against the stove,said to the students,"Before you speak, you should think and count to at least 50,and for important matters to 100."

No sooner had the teacher stopped talking than the students began to count.

At last all the students shouted together,"1...98,99,100. teacher, your clothes are on fire."

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