Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor?

Jack: Yes. I'm having three baths a day.

Brown: What for?

Jack: Don't know, doctor's orders. He gave me some medicine and told me to follow the directions on the bottle, which read: "One tablespoonful to be taken three times a day in water."

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情人節的夢

半個還是十分之五

聰明的兒子

什么也沒留下

（中國日報網英語點津 陳丹妮 編輯）