A new clerk was sent to the post office by his boss to mail a big envelope.

When he reached the window, the woman behind the counter put the envelope on the scales, weighed it and said, "This is too heavy. You don't have enough stamps on the envelope. You need more stamps."

The clerk scolded and screamed at her: "You idiot, that will make it heavier, won't it?"

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