Two apples up in a tree were looking down on the world.

The first apple said, "Look at all those people fighting, robbing, rioting--no one seems willing to get along with his fellow man. Some day we apples will be the only ones left. Then we'll rule the world."

Replied the second apple, "Which of us--the reds or the greens?"

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