We were doing a science lesson on how plants grow. The children all got a chance to plant their own seeds. As the teacher I planted a few extra seeds for the children whose plants do not sprout. After a few weeks of watching them I secretly exchanged a few.

The next day one of my students said "Look teacher, it's a miracle, my plant is growing". I said: "Yes, seed’s sprouting is very exciting."

He said, "No teacher, that's not the miracle, I ATE the SEED and it is growing anyway!"

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