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| Why did the traffic signal turn red? |
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| What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything? |
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| Why shouldn't you put grease on your hair the night before a test? |
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| Why shouldn't you tell a secret to a pig? |
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| Why does a pencil seem heavy when you write with it for a long time? |
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| Why did the reporter put a flashlight into his mouth? |
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| What people are like the end of a book? |
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| What kind of star wears sunglasses? |
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| What piece of wood is like a king? |
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| What paper makes you itch? |
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| What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? |
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| What kind of hogs do you find on highways? |
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| What kind of electricity do they have in Washington? |
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| What is the best day to go to the beach? |
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| What is drawn by everyone without pen or pencil? |
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| What kind of apple has a short temper? |
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| What animal makes the most of its food? |
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| What makes a man bald-headed? |
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| If you were born in December, how could your birthday be in the summer? |
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| Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? |
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| In Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a sign. Why not? |
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| If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch? |
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| Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one? |
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| What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be eaten? |
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| What kind of rocks are on the bottom of the Mississippi River? |
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| What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide? |
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