中國網站品牌欄目（頻道）
本片段劇情：吉莉安的父親生病了，要她去照顧，于是她把三個孩子留給鮑勃照料。鮑勃意識到這是改善和孩子關系的大好時機，興沖沖地去收拾東西準備搬來。但幾個調皮鬼卻趁機潛入他家亂翻，伊恩還下載了鮑勃的機密文件，以為是盜版音樂會，沒想到卻引來了殺身之禍……
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Bob: Ho, Bob Ho.
Colt: Hey. So, how's it going with those kids?
Bob: I'm taking Gillian and the children on a picnic. I'm going to force those kids to like me.
Colt: Force them? You know, you might as well try scratching your ear with your elbow. Guess what? Poldark escaped.
Bob: No longer my problem.
Colt: Yeah, I know, but we recovered a file. It seems to be an entry portal to a website. We can'tcrack it. I thought maybe you could take a look at it. Hey, if you can figure it out, great. If you can't, no harm, no foul.
Bob: As a favor to you. Send it to my home computer.
Colt: Already did. While I'm thinking about it, they suspect there may be a mole at the agency.
Bob: They suspect me?
Colt: No. You know Glaze thinks you're the sharpest barb on the wire.
Bob: I have no idea what that means.
Colt: Hey, listen, man, have fun on your picnic. Just shoot me back when you check out that file. Thanks.
Bob: Puzzle encryption. Let's see what you've got. Is it noon already?
Gillian: No. I have bad news. My father is in the hospital.
Bob: That's terrible.
Gillian: He plays senior softball and he slid into third. Now he's having his hip replaced.
Bob: That's terrible.
Gillian: I have to leave the kids and fly to Denver to take care of Dad.
Bob: That's great.
Gillian: What are you talking about?
Bob: Let me watch the kids. It would give us a chance to get to know each other.
Gillian: No, Bob. You? Them? I don't know. My aunt's flying in from San Antonio. She's very good with the kids. She was in the military.
Bob: Gillian, this could be just what we need.
Gillian: You really think you can handle that kind of pressure? The driving, the schoolwork, and then there's Halloween. Getting their costumes, finishing decorating the house?
Bob: No problem. Halloween is my favorite. You have nothing to worry about. They will be perfectly safe with me.
Gillian: It's not them I'm worried about.
Farren: You can't be serious.
Ian: Isn't there any other option? Foster care? Juvenile hall?
Gillian: Love you guys. I'm going to miss you.
Farren: Yeah, as proven by this total abandonment.
Gillian: You'll survive. I'll buy you something from the hospital gift shop. Bye.
Kids: Bye. Love you. See you later. Bye.
Bob: So, is this exciting, or what? Well, I'll just pack a few things, and we'll go to your house, okay?
Ian: Hey, his computer. Let's check it out.
Farren: Good idea. There's got to be some dirt on there. Fashion Armageddon.
Bob: I haven't forgotten, Colton. I will look at the file. But this is important. What is Halloween?
Ian: Farren, do you realize what this is?
Farren: It's got you all worked up. Let me guess, a Klingon dictionary?
Ian: You have me confused with an entirely different class of geek. Stockholm GBH. Grievous Bodily Harm, live in Stockholm. This is one of the rarest bootleg concerts in the world.
Farren: Why does Bob have it?
Ian: Who cares? I'm gonna download it. This is my ticket to Coolsville.
妙語佳句 活學活用
1. scratch your ear with your elbow：用你的胳膊肘撓耳朵，指某事不可能實現。
2. entry portal：入口。
web portal就是我們平時說的“門戶網站”。
3. crack: 找到解決問題的方法。
但有些人或事情非常難對付，屬于a hard/tough nut to crack（難對付的人/棘手的事）。
4. no harm, no foul：是LA Lakers隊的體育播音員“Chick Hearn”創造的NBA語言。表面意思是：“沒有傷害，就不算犯規”。指籃球運動中輕微的身體接觸，不能當作犯規。引申開來，常用來形容“某事做不成也沒關系”。
5. mole：內奸。
例如：They have found out the mole in the cabinet.（他們已經發現了內閣中的間諜。）
Mole還可以用來指我們身上長的“痣”，比如That mole is a blemish on his face.
6. puzzle encryption：加密拼圖。Encryption是“加密、編碼”的意思。
7. You can't be serious：你不是認真的吧。
8. foster care：寄養。被寄養的兒童就稱為foster care children。
9. juvenile hall：未成年人管教所。從中也可以看出孩子們最初多么討厭鮑勃。
10.Armageddon：(《圣經》中所說的)世界末日善惡決戰的戰場，也可以指國際間的大決戰。
11.geek：土包子，怪才，例如computer geek（電腦怪才，電腦迷），也被稱為“奇客”。
12.bootleg：非法制造販賣的，盜版的。這里的bootleg concert就是指“盜版音樂會”。
13.Coolsville：美國俚語，頂呱呱的，極好的。伊恩的意思是“有了這些東西，我就成超級粉絲了。”
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