In a courtroom, a purse snatcher is on trial and the victim is stating what happened.

She says: “Yes, that is him. I saw him clear as day. I’d remember his face anywhere.”

At which point, the defendant bursts out, “You couldn’t see my face, lady. I was wearing a mask!”

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