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          Humor Joke 幽默笑話

          中國日報(bào)網(wǎng)英語點(diǎn)津?yàn)槟x語言地道的英語笑話,開心學(xué)英語。

          Tipping

          2007-04-02 20:18
          Marco and Hassan are having a tour with their teacher David, and Hassan tips the guide a little too much…

          突發(fā)奇想——老公和老婆的由來

          2007-03-30 08:37
          Why does a man want to have a WIFE?
          Because ...Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND ?

          以防萬一

          2007-03-27 15:20
          國外的笑話里有很多的文字游戲,比如這則。Some friends were hoping their second child would be a girl, and they even had a name picked out.

          Ghost

          2007-03-26 09:19
          A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old castle in England.

          Numbers

          2007-03-23 08:46
          “Susie, do you know your numbers?” the teacher asks.
          “Yup,” she says. “My dad taught me.”

          Two roaches having a discussion

          2007-03-22 08:37
          Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

          Two fools are about to ho glying

          2007-03-21 08:42
          Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.

          Two angry neighbors

          2007-03-20 19:47
          Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.

          This dog is acting bad

          2007-03-19 08:45
          While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's legs.

          Pick a starting salary

          2007-03-16 15:51
          Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

          研究生和本科生的區(qū)別

          2007-03-14 08:00
          I“I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class,” observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles.

          To be on the safe side

          2007-03-13 08:32
          In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.

          Father and monkey

          2007-03-12 09:00
          Tommy was four, and he liked pictures very much, but he was very bad at drawing.

          Pay for your past bills

          2007-03-09 08:00
          A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

          Old local blacksmith

          2007-03-08 08:00
          Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

          Must Help the Wife

          2007-03-07 08:37
          Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

          Having incredible dogs

          2007-03-07 08:00
          Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.

          Supplies or surprise

          2007-03-05 17:05
          Once a German, a Frenchman and a Japanese went to work on a mine hill.

          Leopard vs. Poodle

          2007-03-05 08:00
          An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink.

          Share and share alike

          2007-03-01 13:30
          An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink.

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